Words I no longer want to hear on twitter.

 

1.) Dort

2.) Tweeple

3.) Friggin celebs!

4.) Lashed

5.) FTW

6.) Anything that offers the idea that twitter may indeed save the world.

7.) Smug self satisfied back slapping.

8.) There is no twitter clique in Birmingham.

9.) “I’m on the way to a good meeting with…”

10.) “Just left a good meeting with…”

11.) “I just put a bid in for X money for a project I can’t tell you about”

12.) “Ben? Oh he’s the cake guy”

13.) Any tweet to @stephenfry. You don’t actually want to hear an answer, you just want him to notice you exist, then you’ll favourite his reply & show people that he noticed you.

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2 Responses to Words I no longer want to hear on twitter.

  1. Andy Mabbett says:

    You’re just jealous, because Stephen Fry replied to me, and not you.

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